Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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