I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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