She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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