I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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