How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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