what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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