Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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