I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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