He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i dont even know how to be here
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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