Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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