fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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