the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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