So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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