If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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