My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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