Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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