It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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