go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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