Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
kristin has been a bad kristin
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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