Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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