ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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