If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he laminated a picture of his dick.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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