He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
please don't ironically join a cult
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