it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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