i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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