Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
