i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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