you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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