I must be too annoying 4 u.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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