the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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