There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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