How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
