real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you still have your period?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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