Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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