The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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