why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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