I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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