I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
