By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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