oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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