So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Randomize
