wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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