Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
so let's talk penis.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
