I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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