In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We were destined to go to rehab together
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
