is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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