what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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