I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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