I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
