I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
She announced her abortion via fbk
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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