I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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