Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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