Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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