I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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