Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Holy sore nipples Batman
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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