I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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